Published On: Mar 02 2012 08:58:33 AM CSTUpdated On: Feb 07 2013 08:44:51 AM CST
"You don't have to say, 'like.' 'Probably disemboweled by a ninja,' is sufficient. And please don't put your feet up on the dashboard." -- "Transamerica" (2005)
"Each moment seems split in two; melancholy for what was left behind and the excitement of entering a new land." -- "Motorcycle Diaries" (2004)
"No *#@!!* Navy's going to give some poor **!!@* kid eight years in the #@!* brig without me taking him out for the time of his *#@!!* life!" -- "The Last Detail" (1973)
"Life is like the surf, so give yourself away like the sea." -- "Y Tu Mama Tambien" (2001)
Jack: "Start by shutting up. I know you all of two minutes and already I don't like ya." Jonathan: "Gee, that's too bad. I really like you." "Midnight Run" (1988)
"There's nothing wrong with going nowhere, son. It's a privilege of youth." -- "Fandango" (1985)
"What else am I supposed to do, stay here and learn?" -- "Road Trip" (2000)
Tommy: "You know, a lot of people go to college for seven years." Richard: "I know, they're called doctors." -- "Tommy Boy" (1995)
"I wouldn't sell my bike for all the money in the world. Not for a hundred million, trillion, billion dollars!" -- "Pee Wee's Big Adventure" (1985)
"According to the map we've only gone 4 inches." -- "Dumb and Dumber" (1994)
"Please do me a favor. Don’t use the word. You may not use that word. It is off limits to you. Only those in this house that understand the nest egg may use it. And don’t use any part of it either. Don’t use 'nest.' Don’t use 'egg.' You’re out in the forest, you can point -- 'The bird lives in a round stick.' And … and … you have 'things' over easy with toast." -- "Lost In America" (1985)
"I didn't want to be the one to tell him, but with those narrow hips, that girl couldn't have more than six or seven children." -- "Kingpin" (1996)
"Oh my God, I'm getting pulled over. Everyone, just ... pretend to be normal." -- "Little Miss Sunshine" (2006)
"I haven’t been home in years." -- "Planes, Trains and Automobiles" (1987)
"It's a 1949 Buick Roadmaster. Straight 8. Fireball 8. Only 8,985 production models. Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday." -- "Rain Man" (1988)
Fozzie: "You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star. You go where we're going, Hollywood." Gonzo: "Well, sure, if you want to do it the easy way." -- "The Muppet Movie" (1979)
"You said you 'n' me was gonna get out of town and for once just really let our hair down. Well, darling, look out 'cause my hair is comin' down!" -- "Thelma and Louise"
"Well you've shown me an excellent example of the hiking part. When does the hitching come in?" -- "It Happened One Night" (1934)
"Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are." -- "Easy Rider" (1969)
"Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes ... or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?" -- "National Lampoon's Vacation" (1983)
A 91-year-old suspected driver of crashing into a 14-year-old Goleta teen with his car as the teen rode his bicycle to school, and then driving away, has come forward according to the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Department.
A controlled burn is out of control in Solvang Thursday morning. Santa Barbara County Firefighters, with assistance from Santa Barbara City Fire and Montecito Fire Protection District engines, were dispatched to the 1400 block of Holsted Road in Solvang for a vegetation fire.