Each year, Diagram Prize honors the weirdest recent book title in print. Take a look at the latest honoree, which was announced Friday, and all the winners dating back to 1993.
2014: How to Poo on a Date: The Lovers' Guide to Toilet Etiquette
2013: Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop
2012: Cooking with Poo
2011: Managing a Dental Practice the Ghengis Khan Way
2010: Crocheting Adventures with Hyperbolic Planes
2009: The 2009–2014 World Outlook for 60-milligram Containers of Fromage Frais
2008: If You Want Closure in Your Relationship, Start with Your Legs
2007: The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America
2006: How People Who Don't Know They're Dead Attach Themselves To Unsuspecting Bystanders and What To Do About It
2005: Bombproof Your Horse: Teach Your Horse to Be Confident, Obedient and Safe No Matter What You Encounter
2004: The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories
2003: Living with Crazy Buttocks
2002: Butterworths Corporate Manslaughter Service (No image available)
2001: Designing High-Performance Stiffened Structures
2000: Weeds in a Changing World: British Crop Protection Council Symposium Proceedings No. 64 (No image available)
1999: Developments in Dairy Cow Breeding: New Opportunities to Widen the Use of Straw (No image available)
1998: The Joy of Sex: Pocket Edition
1997: Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers
1996: Reusing Old Graves: A Report on Popular British Attitudes
1995: Highlights in the History of Concrete (No image available)
1994: American Bottom Archaeology
1993: How to Avoid Huge Ships
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There is an active foot pursuit for a suspect near Coal Oil Point west of Isla Vista.
A Santa Barbara man given up for adoption at birth, met his sister for the first time this week. She had been searching for her long-lost brother for decades.
A motorist is recovering at the hospital from injuries suffered when his vehicle collided with a Chumash Casino bus. The bus was was not carrying any passengers at the time, according to officials.
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The Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Office is investigating a homicide at a residence in the 2200 block of Alamo Pintado Avenue in Los Olivos Thursday morning.
Source: Lompoc Police Department
Lompoc police arrest a man connected to a tire slashing incident
Two-time Olympic gold medalist Craig Buck is in critical condition at UCLA's hospital after being injured in a biking accident in Hope Ranch October 5th.
The quaint community of Los Olivos came together to support the families affected by a tragic murder-suicide and house fire, Thursday.
A young female paraglider pilot was forced to get a heart transplant and have her leg amputated last year. In a Newschannel Three exclusive, we share her inspiring story of how she isn't letting unexpected circumstances keep her from living life.
Police say confrontation between students in a parking lot at Northern Arizona University turned deadly early Friday when, police say, a freshman pulled a gun and shot four male students, killing one.
Three schools in Los Olivos have been placed on lock down Thursday morning as Sheriff's deputies swarm a home in the 2200 block of Alamo Pintado.
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